I have a really good job in the entertainment business.
It’s quite simple, but involves a number of tasks.
Here is [part of] my job description.
The opener of gates into fields full of bunnies.
The lifter-over-fences-that-are-too-high, and
The thrower of old buoys, found on the beach.
just enough so a head can be stuck out.
The retriever of squeaky balls from under the sofa.
The re-inserter of pulled out squeaks. Any number of times,
even when they’ve stopped actually squeaking and only huff.
The giver-upper of trying to write
in favour of tickling a tummy.
At the end of the day, when all is said and done, I am
The mover-upper to provide half the sofa and
The mover-over to give up three-quarters of the bed.
My employer has complete and utter faith and trust in me to carry out my duties without…
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